Six-Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak

There's a new book by Larry Smith and Racher Fershleiser called Six-Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak. In it, authors post their stories of the above-mentioned in only six words. Then I heard a radio show on the book, and listeners emailed stories of their own that were read on the air. Here are some memorable examples I've heard and seen:

First comes love, then comes stalking.

Tell her I'm taller in person.

Two engagement rings, no wedding band.

Coffee and cigarettes, so I lied.

Straight A student, now flunking judgment.

Not having sex. Husband likes cock.

We fight, we apoligize, we love.

Too lazy to write six.

I got a big kick out of these, so I wrote one myself AND I challenge all of you to write one and post it here, in the comments.

Here's two I wrote (feel free to post more than one):

Too liberal for most around here.

Not really in the market anymore.

Now, let's have some of yours--- It'll be fun!